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Poser

After several attempts at using the timer on my camera to take a photo of myself and ending up with results ranging from my deranged killer face, the oh my god is my double chin really that big?, the DUI mugshot, the half blink and the no, I am not stoned, why do you ask? [...]

' December 11th, 2007 at 08:31pm 6 comments

The Preteen Years

My daughter just walked into the living room and told me about twins at her school named Libba and Elan. “Oh”, I asked, “are they identical?” “No Mom”, Polly replied in that voice that screams You’re So Dumb!, “he has brown hair and she has blond.”
I didn’t even ask which was which.

' November 26th, 2007 at 07:11pm 2 comments

The State Of…

 
 
My uterus is still negotiable. I have arranged for a second doctor to give me an exam and also to look at the images I have in my medical history. I don’t want to have any body parts removed unless I absolutely have to, thank you very much. My sister Monica helped me come up [...]

' September 5th, 2007 at 11:18am 4 comments

Like Having a Newborn.

Nathan works on Maggie’s new collar.

Clearly what this puppy needs are some more toys.

' July 29th, 2007 at 10:46pm 2 comments

Forth